I seem to have developed an affinity for constructing lists of certain things. I would like to take this opportunity to compile a list of some of the things that I consider to be the creepiest things ever known to man, at least in my book. Without furthur adieu...
a. Chucky from the movie Child's Play ("Good Guy Dolls")
b. People who work the Prize Desk at Chuck-E-Cheez's (and Chuck-E's band)
c. Ice Cream Trucks that slowly drive through a neighborhood playing a jingle
d. A Ball Sac (Scrotum)
e. Male high school Field Hockey coaches
f. The combination of a Black Trench Coat, Black Boots, and long Black Hair
g. Bowling Alley Owners
h. Jigsaw on his Tricycle (from "Saw" movies)
i. Peep Holes
j. American Idol's Adam Lambert
k. The inventor of Rohypnol (roofies)
l. People on MySpace
m. The Streets of Oxford after 3:00 AM
n. Milk served in a clear bag instead of a standard mini carton
o. Porn Shop Owners
p. Traveling Carnivals and the people who work them, especially Ferris Wheels
q. People who play Magic the Gatheringr. People who call Late-night Adult Chat Hotlines
s. Ventriloquist Dolls
t. People on "To Catch a Predator"
u. The Leprechan in the movie "Leprechan"
v. People who wear shirts that say "They're Out There," referring to aliens
w. Grundles
x. The Bad Guy from the movie "Dennis the Menace"
y. The "Dog" in Beauty and the Beast who was actually a Foot Rest
z. Bloggers
QUOTES OF THE DAY:
"Hi! I'm Chucky! And I'm your friend 'til the end!"
"Hi! I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
- Chucky
CLOSING THOUGHTS:
I am so creeped out right now. I need to stop writing. Until we meet again.
They're Out There,
Meatson, out.
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