You Can Call Me Al

Geeks and Nerds:

Greetings Nerds. Happy 2010! Only two more short years until the earth is going to come to end and take a crap on all of us at the same time. We are so F'ed and we know it too. New Year's Eve parties to bring in 2012 are going to be so epic. Everyone is definitely going to get lucky. Everyone is going to try to go out with a bang, literally. So, nerds like myself and Schaffer Degen are in luck, baby! Get some. Just think, in two short years from now, I will be making babies with a beautiful babe watching the world come to not just a screeching temporary hault, but the end as we know it. What a beautiful way to go out. I'll take it.

My New Years celebration last evening was a boat load of fun. However, I was significantly over-served at the bar. "All You Can Drink" bar packages should literally be illegal. It is not necessarily the amount of beverages that I was concerned about, but rather the specified time frame in which the "All You Can Drink" all-inclusive package drink deal was available. Within this specified period of time, my spirits were high and all was well with the world around me. Too well, in fact. Every female located within that bar was suddenly transformed into a total Mega-Hottie Super Babe. Many unseemly text messages somehow escaped from my phone and jumped into other people's phones. Funny how that happens. I suddenly know every lyric from songs like "Together Again" by Janet Jackson (which actually is such a great song), "Single Ladies" by Beyonce, or "3" by It's Britney, bitch. Also within this magical period of time, I have probably managed to spark a very deep conversation with just about every patron at the bar. I am sure those conversations made so much sense. It is always so much fun to dig through your phone the next morning and see what irreversible damage has been done. I have to immediately activate damage control mode to see what can be fixed, what has slight potential to be fixed, or what is just truly out of the complete realm of possibility of repair. Life's tough, get a helmet. So it goes.

I do truly hope everyone had a great New Year's celebration. Try to make this year your best year yet. Try to make some resolutions that are realistic and attainable. Follow through with some things that you have been meaning to do. After all, as I have said before, our time here is short. We have to make the most of it. I ask you, what would you attempt to do if you knew that you couldn't possibly fail? I believe that is the mindset all of us must adopt in trying to achieve whatever it is that we aspire to achieve. You have to learn to adopt the attitude that you are the biggest and baddest boss of all, and learn to let nothing stand in your way of your final destination.

Remember, in order to achieve what you set out for, you must first define a goal. You have to know what specifically you are after. Secondly, you have to define a reason. Why is it that you want to achieve your goal? Continually visualize your goal and continually repeat your reason for wanting to attain it. This is especially crucial when the path towards your goal gets tough and tiresome. It is in those moments when you feel like calling it quits that you have to repeat to yourself your special reason for your goal, and continue onwards with your pursuit. In the end, you will come out a much stronger person. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day after day. Strive to become a better You in this new year. We have presented to us a fresh, brand new start. Make the most of it. Everyday is a new opportunity, and it is never too late to start your journey towards the attainment of that special goal you always keep stored away in the back of your mind. Make a trip to the attic of your mind, dust off that goal of yours, and...achieve it. I promise you, when 2010 comes to a close and we welcome in 2011, you will regret not giving it your all towards the personal goal you have been wanting desperately to achieve. Leave no regrets. Learn to fuck the day up. Show each and every day who the biggest and baddest boss in town really is. When you have at long last arrived at your final destination and have achieved your goal, you can sit back and embrace that indescribable feeling. You will look back at your journey, and finally realize just how truly worth all of it was every single step of the way. Get some, baby.




QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"To change the world,
Start with one step.
However small,
The first step is hardest of all.

But once you get your gait,
You'll be walkin' tall.
You said you never did,
Cause you might die trying."

- Dave Matthews




CLOSING THOUGHTS:

Get up out of bed and fuck the day up ladies and gentlemen. The day is out there waiting for us, get up and do work.


I Bid You Goodmorrow,

Meatson, out.