Every Mile A Memory

Acquaintances of Mine:

I have compiled a list of things that you just gotta respect. Things that are just too classic. Things that just stand the test of time.

You Just Gotta Respect:

a. A hottie B-dubs waitress
b. Hamilton Porter (Sandlot)
c. Charlie Conway (Mighty Ducks Trilogy)
d. Bruce Boggtrotter (Matilda)
e. Your standard Emo kid
f. A 300-yard drive
g. Your standard Home-Run blast to the bleachers
h. A stock 3-yard TD run up the gut into the zone
i. Hitting the High School Cup in Beer Pong
j. Sum 41
k. Slapping the glass on your standard Lay-Up
l. Showering with a beer
m. "That's what she said" opportunities
n. Your classic overly serious Pick-up basketball player at the YMCA
o. Fortune Tellers in gradeschool
p. Bank Shots
q. Realizing that you are currently on Photo #126 in a Person's album that you don't know
r. Evil, menacing "Putties" from The Power Rangers
s. Your standard pair of Tighty-Whities
t. Your classic, well-executed Picture Crop
u. Asking the question, "Yo, you goin' out tonight?"
v. Your classic overly blatant Sext Message at 2:40 AM
w. Drink Specials that are not special by any means
x. White basketball players
y. Brett Favre and how much better he is at life than you
z. Your classic Blogger who tries to be funny and then hopes that people inform him that they read and love his blog so he can have something to talk about (...me)


Bonus Respectable Items:

i. Dutch Ovens
ii. Jnco Jeans / Soaps / Grinding Rails
iii. McDonald's Breakfast ends at 10:30 AM
iv. Just straight-up knowing that someone is way cooler than you
v. Just straight-up knowing that you have no chance with a girl


This list goes on and on everybody. There are things in life that you just gotta respect. I take the approach that you can find humor in everything around you. Everything and everyone fulfills some sort of role in life. I think people sometimes simply need to lighten up and learn to cool their jets. Enjoy everything that life offers us. Try to find beauty in everything. Everyone gets upset and emotional at certain times. I say to sit-back, relax, and ask yourself, "Is this really gonna matter in the future when I look back on it?" There is a good chance that you will smile and laugh, and realize that it really was not a big deal. Belieee' dat.


QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"That's what she said."

- Everyone


CLOSING REMARKS:

Sharkbait Hoo Ha-Ha.



Peace Out Cub Scout,

Meatson, out.