Halo

Creepy Crawlers:

Sup wit it. What it do baby. How was your weekend? Mine was dope. Tons of funnies were made, and a lot of creep creep creepin' was done. This weekend featured some serious hooligans. The All-Star cast included the likes of the following:

                                                                                                         *All-State:

- Anna 'I'm Literally An Angel' Porto - (In Spirit)

*All-District:

- Alex 'I'm Bossay' Mallozzi
- Annie 'You'se Ma Bitch' Hinkel
- Tommy 'Quit Yappin' I'm Tryin' Ta Game' Armagno
- Rob 'Picture Me Gassin' ' Armagno
- Ali 'Knuck If Ya Buck' Heinonen

*Honorable Mention:

- Foxy Brown

*Hit the Showers Kid, You're Done:

- High Flyin' John Ryan


*Gilmore? I Called Your Name Didn't I?:

- Bobby 'Bar Hopper' McConville



Thoughts, Questions, Concerns: Good work fellas. Teamwork on three: 1, 2, 3...Teamwork.






You are now entering my zone of random thoughts that creep around and circulate in my head all day:

1.) What happened to DZ Discovery Zone?
2.) How dope are scarves? (Bradley Mattson "Likes" this!)
3.) The Grammy's and award shows are getting so emo it hurts.
4.) Suck me sideways and call me Sally, what in the name of creep was Lady Gaga wearing at the Grammy's?
5.) David Archuleta is a G.
6.) Baby I can see your Halo, you know you're my saving grace.
7.) I wish I was jacked up and had a mean six-pack.
8.) I seriously need to initiate Spring-Break mode and hit the weights and unhit Skipper's criss-cut fries and fatty Dub-Bacon Burgs.
9.) If I were a boy?
10.) Sharkbait Hoo Ha-Ha.
11.) My double, sometimes triple chin has got to go. Spring Break babes do not generally show any type of respect towards the Dubski Chinski.
12.) I have been getting so hooked up with Tags and red Notifications lately, so legit.
13.) Taylor Swift is also a G.
14.) Maaaa, the meatloaf! I never know what she's doing in there.
15.) If you tell a girl "I spy with my little eye a serious hottie," they may or may not get creeped out. And by 'may or may not' I mean it's guaranteed.
16.) Weezy F. Baby.
17.) Hot sauce in ma bag.
18.) That butt will just not quit, it refuses to give up.
19.) Cold draft beers.
20.) Wassup nukka mayne.

This is all circumventing within like a three minute time span. I think you get the idea. Boom. Roasted.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."

- Cobain, Kurt.


CLOSING REMARKS:

No ceilings motha sucka. Be easy.


Get Ya Shine On,

Meatson, out.