I Feel Home

Lovers and Haters:

Welcome to the second installment of my blog, "Reflection: A Moment with Meatson." For those who are unaware, I believe it was my really nice friend Michael J. Bonitati who gave yours truly the nickname "Meatson." It really is quite simple if we step back and break it all down. Taking into consideration my imposing physical figure, rugged features, bad boy image, my affinity and dedication to moving heavy weight around at the gym, the fact that my diet consists primarily of various types of cuts of meat and heavy lager beers, the fact that I use musky Brut deodorant, and ultimately my "meathead" mentality, I would say that these items as well as other factors have brought about the birth of "Meatson." I am glad that we cleared that up. For furthur information please contact your local service provider.

I would like to give a shout out to John Curran. I read his blog way back when and became a fan. He's got some good stuff goin' on in his blog, he's a deep thinker and a baller. Although, it should be noted he still has my Titleist driver which is still at the present moment unpaid for. He does not even hit it solid anyways, and has most likely retired the driver from his bag anyways. I believe he still has yet to beat me on the golf course. Do not give up though Johnny, your day will certainly come.

Johnny's day will certainly come much like Tiger's day has finally come. I mean, really Tiger? A final tally on his total number of mistresses has yet to be, and will always remain unconfirmed. I think I want to call up TMZ and claim myself as one of Tiger's partners or "acquaintances" in hopes of receiving my 15 minutes of fame and perhaps a large cash settlement from the biggest boss himself, Eldrick Tiger Woods. I am undecided if Tiger deserves any type of break on this one. All signs point towards certainly not, but ladies and gentlemen this is Tiger Mother F'ing Woods. He is perhaps the most widely sought after and well known athlete and celebrity of our time. This story proves that every move he has made since age 3 has been (or eventually will be) documented and under the highly critical public microscope. His lifestyle is unlike anyone could ever imagine. Yes, it goes without saying that his $1 billion bank account has even more sex appeal than myself, but what he has to put up with everyday is a huge price to pay. One could say, "Brad, he plays fuckin' golf all day." True story, he does play golf pretty much everyday. However, I will not get too much into it because it's not worth it, but he endures more criticism, takes more sacrifices, and puts up with more garbage than anyone could fathom.

I think there are a few things to take away from this unfortunate mess that Tiger has got himself into. First, high profile celebrities and athletes should probably not be or get married. There are, of course, exceptions to everything. But on a whole, a divorce (like Tiger and Elin are now getting) is almost always the result of marriages among celebrities and athletes who go long stretches of time without being able to see each other. Secondly, we can learn that nothing is ever as it seems. Tiger has had a crystal clear, impeccable track record who has neither done any wrong, nor is capable of doing anything wrong. He was, up to this point, a freak of a human being: a dedicated family man (up for debate I suppose), a handsome guy, a legendary and iconic figure, oh...and the best golfer that this planet has ever produced. All of this along with endless other attributes. And now, we see superman actually exhibiting "human" traits, and ultimately succumbing to the pressures that life presents. His image, at least for the time being and for a long time to come, has now been totally altered. He must start over. Tiger will still be dancing in the future, just a little further away from the music now.

We can also learn the sad truth that people love to see other people fail. Everything is all good and funny, unless of course, the joke or bad news is on yourself. At that point, it is no longer considered funny. Funny the way it is, huh? Lastly, I think we should learn that everyone deserves a second chance in life. The fact of the matter is that life is just too damn short to hold grudges for a lifetime. If someone messes up, be mad, but only for a short time. The only thing you can do in life is accept what happens (good or bad), learn what you can from it, become a better person because of it, keep your head up and move on. You certainly will not and do not have to forget about a person's mistake, but you do have to forgive that person at some point.

Oh yes, I almost failed to mention, we can also learn that Tiger is going to sex rehab. True story.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Every night when we say goodbye.
How can I help looking in your eyes.
Wondering why you and I haven't hit it.
Can we get it on...?"

- Soul Decision - "Faded" (Epic Song)

CLOSING THOUGHTS:

I am home for Christmas break, back in the Village by the Bay. Let's rage. Hope you enjoyed this second installment of my blog. Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight.

'Tis the Season to be Jolly,

Meatson, out.