"Dear Grandma: Someone once said, 'War is Hell.' They've never been to fat camp. I knew the food would be bad. But, even worse: Today, they killed the blob."
- Garner, Gerald.
Sorry, but I thought what better way to kick off my inaugural "blog" post than to share a few passages from the Gospel according to Gerald. And by the way, Gerald's father...Maurrrryyy Garner, "Did NOT send you to go-kart camp!" Alright my B, the Garner's have spoken, let's move on.
Actually, I can't think of anything interesting to write about. All I do is quote other people from movies and shows. I have very scarce resources floating around in my head to generate other things to talk about. So, let us gingerly touch our tips. I suppose we can burn a bit on my very nice friend, Mr. Ryan Anthony Paluf. I mean, what a guy. He will go to the ends of the earth and back just to put a smile on not only my face, but everyone else he comes into contact with. Ryan Paluf, my "little fullback." He is my rock. He is the Schaffer to my Degen. He is both the Michael AND the Anthony to my Armagno. He is the Corsi to my III. He is the perfectly proportional, but sizable dump logs to my toilet. He is the backbone of any team he is a part of, including athletic, service, and academic-oriented squads. And not to mention...a Heisman Trophy. I think Ryan's dream golf foursome would be something along the lines of 1. Kevin Rudolf, 2. Michael Myers, 3. Brian Kennelly (To Catch a Predator: RAW), and finally 4. Jim Rome. That is still up for debate, however. This guy is a real piece of work, you know that kids used to call him "Mongoloid Mike." True story. "I'm Ryan Paluf, and this is what I'm burning on." Paluf, out.So, what else is on my mind? I'll be turning 22 years young coming up on December 22nd, let us party like Paluf in Vegas. I will now be accepting gifts in honor of my 22nd Anniversary of my time spent here on planet earth. Gifts under $100 bills will not be tolerated and will certainly not be accepted under any circumstances.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission? Does it have four-wheel drive...?"
-Mitch Murphy
CLOSING THOUGHTS:
I am new to this blog business. Overall, however, I feel as though this was a pretty successful opening blog. Just gimme a little while to get the creative thoughts up and running. I would like to thank everyone who made this blog possible. This blog was sponsored by Ryan Paluf and viewers like you.
"Magic School Bus?"
Meatson, out.
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